The metric system is a liberal plot?

July 2, 2009

in Politics, Speculation

In a commentary on CNN.com, John Feehery rants a bit about the implications of Al Franken being seated as Minnesota Senator, giving Senate democrats a filibuster-proof majority. I won’t get into the politics of the discussion since this is a tech blog, but I had to laugh at Feehery’s dire warns that the Democrats would soon crumble under the weight of their own power. Yes, according to Feehery, Senate Dems will overreach their bounds, trying to impose evil things on an unwary public. Dreaded things. Horrible things. Things like … the metric system.

What is it about human nature that makes us pick what is easy over what is smart?

There are a few things Americans are uniquely attached to in this regard. We just got over our desperate clinging to standard-definition television (HDTV has been about 20 years in the planning, and they still were trying to delay the digital broadcast mandate at the last minute). We keep indulging our “love affair with the automobile” (i.e., choosing cars with big, powerful engines instead of economical, fuel-efficient ones) even though it endangers our economy, our national security and our environment. But nothing is so uniquely American as is our ridiculously outmoded system of measurement “US Customary Units”.

Seriously, at this point it’s an international embarrassment that we’re only one of three countries on the entire planet that hasn’t adopted the metric system (more precisely the International System of Units or SI) as the standard system of measurement. Yup, it’s just us, Liberia and Myanmar. That’s just awesome!

Our best scientific minds aren’t even exposed to SI in any great depth generally until high school. Why are we content to lag behind the rest of the world with our stupid 12-inches-to-a-foot mentality? We have a trillion dollars to bail out banks, but we have no money for NASA to convert to metric? Though there is a cost associated with switching to metric, isn’t the potential gain greater still?

Really Smart Way: 1 millimeter x 1000 = 1 meter; 1 meter x 1000 = 1 kilometer
Really Dumb Way: 1 inch x 12 = 1 foot; 1 foot x 3 = 1 yard; 1 yard x 1760 = 1 mile

So, if the worst thing you can imagine that Al Franken and the Senate Democrats want to do is convert the US to the metric system, I say let’s do the smart thing. No matter how hard it may seem, we can do it. After all, we’re Americans.

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Jason October 23, 2009 at 12:07 am

dude, you suck.
what’s one third of a kilometer? 333.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333…meters
what’s one third of a mile? easy. 1760 feet

Dave Kawalec November 18, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Not the most compelling argument, Jason …

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