ACT I:
SCENE: Steve Jobs is standing on stage in front of a giant video screen. The screen is filled with a photo of Apple’s latest innovation – iProduct.
Steve Jobs: Today, we’re releasing iProduct. It can do X and Y and does those things better than anything else out there.
Hater: But it doesn’t do Z! Apple stinks.
Fan: Z isn’t that important. X and Y are really important to me though. I like it.
Hater: You’re so dumb, you don’t even know how important Z is. Product Q has been doing that for years!
Fan: Well, good for Product Q. I don’t need Z. It’s really not that important. I’m sticking with iProduct.
Hater: You’re a zombie. You were brainwashed by marketing. You need a shiny iProduct to make yourself look cool.
Fan: Huh? It just works and does what I need it to do.
Hater: You’re probably too stupid to use Product Q anyway.
(Blackout – End of Act I).
ACT II:
SCENE: Steve Jobs is again standing on stage in front of a giant video screen. This time, the screen behind him shows iProduct version 2.
Steve Jobs: Well, it’s a year later and today, we’re releasing iProduct version 2. It has many innovative new features, including Z.
Hater: I can’t believe all you Mactards are making such a big deal out of this. Product Q has had Z for years.
Fan: It’s cool they added it, but it’s still not important.
Hater: But why are you making such a big deal about it then?
Fan: I’m not. You are.
Hater: Well you SHOULD be. You should be pissed that Apple didn’t add Z a year ago.
Fan: I’m not pissed. In fact, I dont care.
Hater: You would care if you weren’t so stupid.
Fan: If you hate Apple so much, why do you even pay attention?
Hater: Because I can’t stand how Apple gets credit for being innovative. They’re so backward, iProduct can’t even do Z!
Fan: Well, it does Z now.
Hater: See, even Apple thinks I’m right!
Fan: So, I’m the stupid one here?
(Light fades out. End of Act II).